Mathmatical Proof that Barney is Satan
Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR
The Romans had no letter 'U' and used 'V' instead for printing, meaning the Roman representation for Barney would be:
CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR
Extracting the Roman numerals, we have:
C V V L D I V
Decimal Equivalents are:
100 5 5 50 500 1 5
Adding those numbers produces: 666
666 is the number of the beast.
Therefore, Barney is Satan.