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  • Mathmatical Proof that Barney is Satan

    Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR
    Prove: Barney is Satanic

    The Romans had no letter 'U' and used 'V' instead for printing, meaning the Roman representation for Barney would be:


    Extracting the Roman numerals, we have:

    C V V L D I V

    Decimal Equivalents are:

    100 5 5 50 500 1 5

    Adding those numbers produces: 666

    666 is the number of the beast.

    Therefore, Barney is Satan.