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  • Caught Sleeping In Your Office Cubicle

    Best excuses if you get caught sleeping in your office cubicle:

    • "It's okay: I'm still billing the client."

    • "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

    • "This is just a 15-minute power nap like they raved about in that time-management course you sent me to."

    • "I was working smarter, not harder."

    • "Whew! I must a left the top off the liquid paper."

    • "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!"

    • "This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"

    • "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

    • "I'm in the management training program."

    • "I'm actually doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP) I learned at the last management seminar you made me attend."

    • "This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamed about work!"

    • "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress.

    • Do you discriminate against people who practice Yoga?"

    • "Darnn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."

    • "The coffee machine is broken."

    • "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot."

    • "Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"

    • "It worked well for Reagan, didn't it?"

    • "I was cross-training for telecommuting."

    • "Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!"

    • "Wasn't sleeping. Was trying to pick up a contact lens without hands."

    • "The mailman flipped out and pulled a gun, so I was playing dead to avoid getting shot."

    • "Geez, I thought you were gone for the day."