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A Lesson In Computer Acronyms
Fortunately(?) Oracle did not make the list...
- PCMCIA
- People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
- ISDN
- It Still Does Nothing
- APPLE
- Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
- SCSI
- System Can't See It
- DOS
- Defective Operating System
- BASIC
- Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
- IBM
- I Blame Microsoft
- DEC
- Do Expect Cuts
- CD-ROM
- Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
- OS/2
- Obsolete Soon, Too.
- WWW
- World Wide Wait
- MACINTOSH
- Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
- PENTIUM
- Produces Erroneous Numbers Thru Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
- COBOL
- Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
- AMIGA
- A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
- LISP
- Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis
- MIPS
- Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
- WINDOWS
- Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
- MICROSOFT
- Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
- RISC
- Reduced Into Silly Code
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