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  • Excuse Notes from Parents

    The following is a partial list of actual written excuses given to teachers in the Albequerque public school system by parents of students:

    • Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28,29,30, 31,32, and also 33.

    • Please excuse Dianne from being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.

    • Please excuse Johnnie for being. It was his father's fault.

    • Chris will not be in school because he has an acre in his side.

    • John has been absent because he had two teeth taken off his face.

    • Excuse Gloria. She has been under the doctor.

    • Lillie was absent from school yesterday because she had a going over.

    • My son is under the doctor's care and should not take fizical ed. Please execute him.

    • Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hit in the growing part.

    • My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent this weekend with the Marines.

    • Please excuse Joyce from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday she fell off a tree and misplaced her hip.

    • Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

    • Maryann was absent Dec. 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache, and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low-grade fever. There must be the flu going around, her father even got hot last night.

    • Please excuse Blanche from jim today.

    • George was absent yesterday because he had a stomach.

    • Ralph was absent yesterday because he had a sore trout.

    • Please excuse Sara for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.

    • Please excuse Lupe. She is having problems with her ovals.

    • Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had diah, diahoah, dyah, the shits.