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  • Green Eggs and Hamlet

    I ask to be, or not to be.
    That is the question, I ask of me.

    This sullied life, it makes me shudder.
    My uncle's boffing dear, sweet mother.

    Would I, could I take my life?
    Could I, should I, end this strife?

    Should I jump out of a plane?
    Or throw myself before a train?

    Should I from a cliff just leap?
    Could I put myself to sleep?

    Shoot myself, or take some poison?
    Maybe try self immolation?

    To shudder off this mortal coil,
    I could stab myself with a fencing foil.

    Slash my wrists while in the bath?
    Would it end my angst and wrath?

    To sleep, to dream, now there's the rub.
    I could drop a toaster in my tub.

    Would all be glad, if I were dead?
    Could I perhaps kill them instead?

    This line of thought takes consideration -
    For I'm the king of procrastination.